At least you're not going to jail for rigging the Maguindanao elections 12-0 for "Team Unity."
Ya only have to do 6 months jail time and pay a measly P1,000 fine for so called "indirect contempt" charges. That's a very very small price to pay for giving the Administration and Sen. Dayanara Zubiri their "victories". And you get to keep your job at the COMELEC once you're free again.
So kaya mo yan.