Six stages of grief for Arroyo-Garci defenders

ginamit ni mickey kaus sa john edwards-rielle hunter lovechild story, pero applicable rin sa mga defenders ng arroyo-garci caper.

1) Too horrible and shocking; it can't possibly be true;
2) It's not true;
3) You can't prove it's true;
4) Why are you trying to prove it's true?
5) It's disgusting that you've proved it's true;
6) What's the big deal anyway?

My add: 7) Who's the alternative?